so the holidays are upon us.
and here is the scoop.
i have to suffer though alone. well not necessary alone i will have the mark, and the goose and baileys to keep me company but i can only power thought with so much alcohol before the have a negative reaction with my xanax, zoloft, lunesta and the other drugs i will also be ingesting. or i get caught in an intervention about how jesus saves and all things are possible though him and the republican party.
apparently my counterparts all found mates and subscribe to the 100 days of knowing someone before a wedding and a honey moon baby so i have to also suffer through watching a 22 year old take care of a new born and possible the engagement of another to man she just met. i mean i’ve had the same uggs for longer then they have known each known their respective men. but who am i to judge?!?!
am i bitter. YES.
in two words HELL YES.
lets all just take a moment to think about how amazing it would be to show up at the g-rents with a rando and pretend like we are madly in love ?!?! i’m thinking best holiday. in the history of the world. i would probably fake a pregnancy for added attention but that’s just me.
and yes i am serious. i am also tres upset that it has been out there for 10 minutes and NO ONE has responded.
piety party of one? HERE I AM!
in other news i have recently tried really hard to branch out. i went to happy hour and me and my two friends were the only people under 40. actually i retract that there were a few other ladies under 40 but they were on the arms of men older then my battery operated grandpa. so obviously i met lots of potentials there and have spent the whole weekend ignoring calls [you know, playing hard to get]. then i went to a men’s basketball game. mostly because i’m really creepy but partly because kk’s husband was playing and she wanted company and well it beats grading papers. then i ignored more phone calls from possible boyfriends. and all the advanced from the b-ball players
GAWD i am popular.
then because i was so warn out from being so awesome i decided that i was going to get into FX’s american horror story. i must say that nothing has entranced me the same way since the OC. it is THAT GOOD. like mad men meets the Tudors GOOD. and yes it is raunchy like the Tudors.
basically i have really been wasting the last 10 weeks of my life because i have not been living for Wednesday at 10pm.
if you want to know HOW amazing AHS is check out mfamb’s post.
second post of the weekend. i must have hired an assistant…