so lately i have been getting a lot of these e-mail:
really pottery barn. you want me to come back? come back from where? i have never been able to buy your over priced home-goods. i have wanted to and dreamt about it and tried urging those who buy my things to purchase them for me but seriously telling me to come back produced a bit of rage in me.
this is the 6th email in as many days from the retailer pining for me. i have not left. how about this pottery barn. STOP putting really pretty expensive things on your website. or let me be and STOP reminding me about how poor i am and how i cannot buy EVERYTHING from your website and achieve my goal of having a pottery barn house on martha’s vineyard right next to chelsea handler’s family house. HOW ABOUT THAT POTTERY BARN???
in other news its a teacher workday so i get to wear sweat pants to work. and go in at 8:30. DOUBLE SCORE!