what you are doing. RIGHT NOW. PLEASE.
ok now say a prayer to st. anthony. i have lost my red jump drive. the one they gave me for being a new teacher. the one that had all my materials for all my lessons for the next year. its GONE!
so you need to say a prayer to st. anthony so that he finds it and makes it available to me again.
if not i will be really sad. CORRECTION: inconsolable.