on a jet plane.
be back on monday.
so not really like the song but i tried.
it was k$’s first time on a airplane and i am pretty sure that it was lisa m. hughes first time too. she had us arrive at the worlds smallest airport 2 hours early because well shes neurotic.
this was wonderful because i was able to change my seat from sitting with lisa and k$ to sitting in the exit row with this individual:unfortunately i could not get a better picture but as you can see he was in a 3 piece jean suit and pimp hat. he kept his hat (with feather) on the WHOLE flight. he was also on our second flight to Houston but i did not get to sit by him.
we had a layover in Atlanta. JOY. it actually was not that bad and we got k$ a milk shake. there was a moe’s across from the gate so i went there to get some chips for the next leg. While i was in line they started boring the plane. PANIC ENSUED. both kevin and lisa freaked out as if i was going to be be left behind. finally after waiting in line for 15 minutes we boarded.
i was being a nice sister and letting k$ take my exit row seat for this leg. lisa and i settled in and all was well.
the flight attended came up and wispered “is that your son in the exit row?” we said yes and she replied HE CANNOT SIT THERE. GREAT! so i got all my stuff moved to the back and sat down. halfway though resettling the lovely fight attented was back at my side. “sorry miss there was a miss understanding you can go back to your seat”.
WHAT?! so now i have to move again. (NOW I HATE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS almost as much as real estate agents so i was already pissed. further more i DETEST airtran flight attendants the MOST. we were flying airtran) apparently the flight attendant assumed k$ was under 15 (actually she said 12) and without asking anyone made us all move. once lisa told her he was 17 she made us move back. SERIOUSLY????
so i sink back to my seat. get settled and there is my LOVELY little firend again. this time she wants to sit in the middle seat and have a chat with lisa. WTF. apparently during the exit row speech k$ said he knew what to do b.c last time he was in the exit row (NEVER B/C THIS WAS HIS SECOND FLIGHT EVER!!) he rammed the beverage cart into the door to get it opened. so now he was a security hazard and had to sit with us. GREAT. now i have lost my exit row and have to sit crammed with k$ and lisa for 2 hours.
oh and did i mention he listened to black eyed pea’s MY HUMPS the whole ride and sang OUT LOUD. no fear i pretended not to know them for the majority of the flight and read my book.
poor k$ was so tired from his big adventure: so after our dinner at mission burritto we put him and bed and ventured to a new airport to pick up AJH!
she was so happy to see us:
i just LOVE family TIME!!! tune in to twitter to see the latest!