this morning at 6:30 am i was awaken. not because my alarm went off, not because i was just ready to get up; no, i was awoken to LISA yelling at K$ for eating all of the hostess “goodies”.
K$ has been off of school for the past two days and home alone as i sub at local private schools and he goes to public school.
so lets go back to see how we got to this amazing match up of lisa v. k$ over the missing hohos.
lisa got 5 hostess goodies from the hostess man when he came to her office (i am still unsure why he visits her office as she works for a sports medicine doctor). she got 3 of the bags of muffins and 2 packages of hohos. this morning all were gone!
thus ensue lisa v. kevin. we all know k$ ate them because well no one else would. (yes we can all flash back to when i was in middle school and would take extra hohos to school and abby would steal chewy bars, and yes lisa breads fat people, but now i would not touch the stuff).
so at 6:30 am i was awoken to:
LISA: “DID YOU EAT THE HOHO?”
LISA: “K$ i know you are lying, no one else eats them! where did they go??? they did not disapear”
K$: I DO NOT KNOW LISA. I DID NO EAT THEM. I AM NOT A LIAR MOOOOM!”
LISA: “THUUUUG, DID YOU EAT THE HOHOs?!?!”
THUG: “no i did not eat them, K$ just tell the truth that you ate them. we will find the wrappers in your hiding space by the couch”
K$: in angry monster voice “I DID NOT EAT THEM”
LISA: WHO DID
THUG: DID DUSTY? DOGS DON’T EAT HOHOs
LISA: STOP LYING
K$: I AM NOT
enter me. as you know i HATE lying, liars, and people who cheat and deceive. tell the truth. it hurts but its better then the web of lies you are about to create.
but back to who ate the F*CKING hoho’s. well the wrappers were not in his food hiding space (other wrappers found there: a whole 3 lb bag of chocolate chips, bag of cookies, bags of chips, misc. food wrappers) still on the hunt for the wrappers lisa went to the trash. IT HAD BEEN TAKEN OUT! k$ is getting smarter and for that i give him a high-5.
so now almost an hour after i was awoken to case of the mising hoho’s we still have no answer. other then we know k$ ate them and is holding out on us…
k$ has left his lunch. lisa’s comment: oh i hope all those hostess hoho’s keep him full!