since celebrities write open letters all the time i figured i would write one…
dear mr. match,
please pay $250 (price of 2 vip tickets) so you can i can drive to baltimore and go to Oxfords & Oysters and get the amazing gift bag. it is only a few hours away and i really want to go. i am a very poor grad student and this is like the mecca of all things me. if you take me i will be sooo happy and promise not to ask to meet your mom for 3 whole weeks. WE will also get a free gift bag. you KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FREE GIFT BAGS!!!!
the even is also near the aquarium… LOVE aquariums!
it is next weekend and we do not have anything planned! it will be so much fun. i will even put in $5! or maybe more… how about $10.
for all the rest of you check out this event! while i am a lover of all things preppy i am also a lover of seafood and savings animals (except for animals that murder squirrels THIS means YOU foxes, coyotes, wild cats, hawks, owls, and snakes). i have also developed a new love of the ocean and want to protect it. THIS MEANS I AM AFTER YOU BP.
any of you going to oxfords & oysters?