i have often thought about which celebrities i could be friends with in real life. I know many of you do this and since i have very few real live friends here in VA i have been thinking about my celebrity friends alot.
I know that had i been given the chance i would have been friends with linsday loahan in her pre-coke days (ala mean girls). now she is to much of a train wreck. i also think that i could have been friends with LC but she has moved on to better things and i am not so sure any more. i could/would still be friends with lo only because i think she is a total b*tch and well i do love a good b*tch.
right now, given the chance, i would love to make these women part of my inner circle.
.jennifer garner. one time on a date i told the guy that i want to move to boston and adopt a child so that i can become firends with her and violet. he never called again.
.scarlett johansson. she just looks so normal. i might try and steal her husband ryan rynods, but i think our friendship would survive that.
.Chelsea handler. like you did not see that coming.
.taylor swift. i would think of our friendship more of me trading AJH in for her and she becoming my little sister. sorry AJH i still love you!!!
.leighton meester. i mean her mom did have her in jail so i would have to get over that… maybe i would just like to be friends with blair waldorf.
.giuliana (depandi) rancic. not only does she hots E! news but i feel like i am BFF with her and bill after watching EVERY episode of their show. i feel like i so invested in her quest to become pregnant that i might offer her my womb so we can become friends!
i am seriously cutting off the internet on my computer now so i can write this paper. i want to have 4 pages done before i meet mr. match!