recently i have found myself spending lots of alone time with both lisa and k$. if you did not know lisa joined pintrest and i have been helping her with her pinning.
tonight we had another pinning session where she looked for haircuts. this was very fun. i love how lisa has become an early adopter to this new amazing internet site. i also like how i am the only person following her boards. [i am overly obsessed with pintrest, if you are not on it you are MISSING out]
on to the real meaning of this post. my brother k$.
today i took k$ with me to run a special errand at target. during this errand k$ overheard the details to a secret. k$ cannot keep a secret if his life depended on it. not only can he not keep a secret but he does the worlds most annoying secret keeping error of all time. it goes a little something like this “AM AM AM oh never mind i cannot tell you, mom said i cannot tell you” well you LITTLE SHIT why did you bring it up.
so after finishing our business at target, k$ and i got into the car and i looked at him and said “if you tell anyone about that secret i will castrate you” he looked at me and said “i will not” and looked out the window. This was not the response i was expecting so i asked money if he knew was castration was. he pulled on his lip (tick #1) and then did this new monster hands thing (tick #2) and then said no. i told him i would CUT OFF HIS BOY PARTS. his eyes got huge and he stared at me. his ticks went off again and then he popped his neck (tick #3). He looked at me square in the eye and said “that is a threat. you tell me a threat and i will take you to court” he looked out the window and then shot back “you threaten me i will threaten you. i will take you to court”. suppressing laughter i looked at him and said “its not a threat its a promise. i WILL castrate you if you tell that secret”
as i drove off to our next location with you missing a beat k$ [for the 10 time that day] started into how he does not need to go to school on june 16 for the 100th time. i was so tempted to bring up his impeding castration again but i figured that would be to much…
about 10 min into the car ride he looked at me again and said “YOU TELL ME A THREAT [TICK #1 and #3] i will tell you a threat and take you to jail” i guess it started to sink in.
hopefully he can keep it!
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