That’s right I’m flying to Houston. You know where lisa and thug spend their days. Well the BB is currently working so I figured I would get a little blog in before it goes black again.
Notice the red plaid blanked and kindle. Best airport companions since the cell phone!
Promise a bachlorette weekend recap in the near future!
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you have have seen this via twitter:
referencing this picture:
if you were ever concerned with where my life is going/why i am single this picture should explain all of it.
to add to its greatness it was taken at 10 am. before i started drinking for the day.
i would just like to say if you like this, JUST WAIT. if this makes you question why you read this blog/are friends with me/where you went wrong as my parent then i am sorry. well sorry i am NOT sorry b.c i had a great time.
if you like where this picture is going then hold on to your seat. more of Liz Lemon’s bachlorette weekend is on its way.
if you do not know the glory of liz lemon here are some memorable quotes:
i cannot find the clip i want and i have wasted 30 mintues and am not gonna be late for work.
as always life is hard…
so lately i have been getting a lot of these e-mail:
really pottery barn. you want me to come back? come back from where? i have never been able to buy your over priced home-goods. i have wanted to and dreamt about it and tried urging those who buy my things to purchase them for me but seriously telling me to come back produced a bit of rage in me.
this is the 6th email in as many days from the retailer pining for me. i have not left. how about this pottery barn. STOP putting really pretty expensive things on your website. or let me be and STOP reminding me about how poor i am and how i cannot buy EVERYTHING from your website and achieve my goal of having a pottery barn house on martha’s vineyard right next to chelsea handler’s family house. HOW ABOUT THAT POTTERY BARN???
in other news its a teacher workday so i get to wear sweat pants to work. and go in at 8:30. DOUBLE SCORE!
did you start singing the song? you should have. you should still be singing it actually. i hope it is stuck in your head for the rest of the day, neigh eternity.
ok off of that.
on to this. buy it for me now. if you loved me you would.
except if you buy it for me i will bake more.
like this amazballs breakfast:the america’s test kitchen new york coffee cake.
this will cause my ass and thighs to get even bigger. this could make me sadder and then i would bake more and need this. causing my ass and thighs to grow again.
leaving me all by my seeeeeeeelf for eternity.
perhaps i should just be asking for a garmin running watch. since the other day i went for a nice long run and my nike+ said i went .1 mile and ran at a rate of 1.56 miles an hour.
plan 2: find someone who will help me eat my food. but that would require effor in to my look and stop me from leaving the house on a regular basis in outfits akin to this:
what you cannot see is the black leggins i have on and my tennies. yes that is correct. this was the outfit i sported all day yesterday. classy. plain classy.
i am beginning to think i need to give @ManRepeller an actual lesson in how to make people of the other sex (and the same for that matter) scared of speaking to you or acknowledging you.
but whatever, that’s my jam. respect it or don’t.
video that wont embed. go watch it. can’t embed it so go NOW. YOUR STILL HERE??!?! GO
Gap blazer, target long sleeve t (currently $8) target skirt from last year j crew ribbed tights and brown dansko (aka my teacher shoes). Not the chic-est but comfortable as all get out