when i transferred to catholic school in third grade (because i could not read or spell from my public education, the same education i now give to unsuspecting children) i had to get penny loafers. it was penny loafers, saddle shoes or buster browns.
FLASHBACK: i was a FAT child. you can ask AJH, Lisa or any boy i dated in highschool that was ambused with the photos when they came to the house. i was very large. thats ok. i’ve recovered with therapy. like 100 lbs in 4th grade large. anyway this only make my normally fat feet ever wider. i really wanted the pink saddle shooes, they did not make them in EEE so i had to get black and white. when i wanted penny loafers the only ones in my size where with a heal. inappropriate for third grade so we settled on buster browns.
well now i want penny loafers, the ones without the heal.
any of these (all available from zappos) will do! (HINT HINT BIRTHDAY HINT)
Cole Haan: Air Tali Keeper Moc
Cole Haan: Air Penny Tantivy Driver I would buy these right now if they had them in a darker color!
a little trip over to the cole haan website brought me to this:
I MUST OWN THESE SHOES! they are perfect for my birthday. shiny and comfy, AND ON SALE.
all my will power is going into not buying these!





